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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

yeap.. its KLIA story time..

today, i am going to talk about, the people in KLIA.. to be more precise, visitor who muncul (appear) in the Duty Free Perfume shop.. after 3 months of surveyed (last year and this year), i have come out two main group of visitors..


one of them are VERY SUCKY
and
the another one is NOT THAT SUCKY

however, as NOT THAT SUCKY people is just so not fun to discuss about, so i am just going to CRITICS about SUCKY people.. =)

so, how to define the SUCKY people? from my P.O.V, those sucky people are

(1) mostly from, CHINA, an uncivilization country, i mean MOST of them, if you are one of the CHINESE CHINESE, please don't get piss as i am just telling the truth..

(2) Indianese, please don't feel that you are free of this.. YOU PEOPLE AINT BETTER THAN CHINESE CHINESE.. but, if you ask me compare, CHINESE STILL THE WORST !!

(3) Japanese, ENGKAU ALSO ONE OF THE SUCKY PEOPLE LIST !!! THOSE JAPANESE GUYS, IF YOU DON'T KNOW ENGLISH, PLEASE GO LEARN IT AS THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE !!!!!!!! besides, if you don't like us to spray it, SAY IT.. USE YOUR MOUTH, THE LIPS and THE TOUNGE to say " NO ".. and also learn how to say "THANK YOU ".. gosh... u guys just fake to be the so call MOST POLITE COUNTRY.. *puiiii*

(4) Orang Putih.. ok... this i admit, just SMALL PART of them are in the MOST SUCKY LIST.. the reason of this small part of people is cause, THEY THINK ALL THE ASIAN ARE CHINESE.. and wtfsteamboat + wtfbakuteh that how come a DUTY FREE SHOP IN KLIA WILL SELL FAKE STUFF !!! H.O.W C.O.M.E ?????

but then, this also apply to China People (i know it so call chinese but i am also chinese, i tak mau sama with them, so...), even themselve also tak believe themselve, their own country.. =.=





here's the little case you can always meet in the perfume shop when all China people come in ::


normally, China People will just come in a BIG BIG GROUP, then seperate themselve to every counter.. i think their main aim is to make the whole classy perfume shop like pasar malam, so that they got the mood like buying sayur or what-so-ever.. biasaly, they don't have ENOUGH money but always think they are RICH, so, they will just jump jump here and try, roll roll there to test, then end up, BUNCH of them just get roll and jump out without buying anything but make us so tired to explain to them.. WTF !!!!!!

and China People LOVE to shout at each other at point A to people at Point B where the distance at least 200meters.. wtf, right?

actually i did not look down on them, is just, PLEASE, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET PERFUME, THEN PLEASE JUST GO AWAY.. don ka ka cau cau here.. this apply to EVERYONE.. even the one reading now.. =.=




ARGH !!! I HATE CHINA PEOPLE (of course, if u are pretty and polite, you are excluded ^^)






h/w:: my emotion seems abit too over in this post because i really get pissed of those customers.. sigh.. life..

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

recently, i have noticed that our airport, a.k.a Kuala Lumpur Internation Airport, a.k.a KLIA, was chosen as the WORLD'S BEST AIRPORT..

shock?

if you do so, i don't feel any surprise with that reaction as HOW COME OUR COUNTRY CAN BE THE TOP OF THE TOP, as we really can't see it in our eyes..



seriously, HOW COME??



from the aspect of Food, we can't win Thailand
from the aspect of Service, we can't win Thailand/Singapore
from the aspect of Beautiness of Aircrafts, we definitely LOSE to any countries

hmmm...so, what makes this KLIA the World's Best Airport? *using spanar to tighten the screw in my mind*


*ting~* here's a thing comes into my mind, may be this will be the only reason, that's it



KLIA DOES NOT HAS SEX SPOT !!!!!!!!!



i have surveyed around, the structures of this stupid airport does not provide any convenient spot for sex, so, if one day i am so damn lucky and bump into a SUPER DUPER HOT GIRL (just imagine it is burning), and if i lost this chance to "ngem ngem" with her, and we so need each other,


WHERE ARE WE GONNA DO IT?? !!!



totally god damn it loh ~




h/w:: when can i have the hot sex with hotties XD

Monday, October 27, 2008

yea.. after a year,


I'm back
..



Hi, KLIA,



Hi, Money $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$,




Hi, Fakers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..






who wants Hugo Boss perfume?

Please buy from me.. sniff

or if you want buy for me also can.. XD

JUST BUY, OK???




h/w:: money and dignity, which will you choose?

Friday, October 24, 2008


a.k.a Peacock Jungle

I believe that if you're a bookbee or bookbutterfly (as bookworm is specialist for nerd), you might have the same feeling or situation I am having now.. >< If you hated/hating someone, like s/he is very annoying and also, not a good looking people, plus your friends around you were keep on tease you with her, and at the same time, the main character for the book you interesting at, same as the "creatures" you hated, what will you do? Continue? Or discontinue? For myself, I will just stop reading no matter I paid for it or what.. Reasons?

Err, very simple. IT IS HARD FOR ME TO IMAGINE MYSELF WITH SOMEONE SO FUGGING MENYAMPAH IN MY ROMANTIC IMAGINARY WORLD !!!!!
IT IS HARD TO CREATE THE ANOTHER KIND OF CHARACTERISTIC IN THE MIND, RIGHT?????

Anyway, that's the book I was mentioned, the book name is Peacock Jungle, get from my friend from some website.. Actually I found out the intro is quite interesting but when the name of the main character pops out, I totally can't stand it and feel like puek-ing.. Yea, I know, with this kind of attitude, I might lost the chance to get to know more things, this and that, but I wish to live longer than suffer myself to explore the world, stuffed those geli stuff in my brain.. =.=

By the way, here's a little game from the book. If you have to get one animal and run away from the jungle, which animal will you pick?
Choices :: Cow, Horse, Goat, Peacock, Tiger ?




h/w :: if you choose to continue read it, do you mind to tell me how you do it? thx =)

I couldn't fall asleep when I get this..


Thanks so much for this, my idol, CIA EE and also my dearie, Lili.. This mean a lot to me.. Thanks you so much again.. =)

This will be my honor to be your Fantatic Fan.. haha.. what a word.. q:



h/w:: please treasure this GIFT, outshine it, we believe you can.. すべてのベスト

Thursday, October 23, 2008

雨下得我好冷好冷
看你那坚决的眼神
知道这已是不可能
我却在怀念你的吻

雨滴加上我的眼泪
覆盖着离别的伤悲
看着你送的咖啡杯
心已开始慢慢的累

夏天的海风
感觉似眼泪

冬天的海风
把梦都刺碎

打开你离去的信封
没有你对我的安慰
擦不去脸上的泪痕
也抹不去心的伤痕

我不明白爱情的美
我只懂它带来的痛






涵改版
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雨下得我好冷好冷
冻伤我的却是
你坚决的眼神
明知道的不可能
却一味的奢求你的一个吻
徒留的
只有满身伤痕

雨滴加上泪滴
在细诉着谁的伤悲?
在爱与痛的边缘徘徊
心 无助
是否法让它继续沉醉?

夏天的海风
酷似我为你掉下的每一滴眼泪

冬天的海风
却是你将我的梦无情的刺碎

悬挂的心
因你的离去而崩溃
却换不回你一丝丝的同情与安慰
我还来不及明白爱情的美
你却让我懂得如何为你心碎

Monday, October 13, 2008

回忆里的小纸船
随秋风带来的涟漪围绕 旋转
也牵着小纸船在记忆里流浪
回忆中的小纸船
何时才漂到你的身旁 我的肩膀


我与小纸船在湖面上滑翔
你与小翅膀在湖面上飞翔
幸福安稳的滑入我心房
彷徨忧虑却浮出你脸庞


夕阳的倒影默默照耀湖央
星夜却无声潜入替代夕阳


小纸船已停止流浪
小翅膀也不再飞翔


我 无心 转头 你却已展翅飞扬
我 心慌 回头 与你原是梦一场


双手里的小翅膀
随忧郁而来的蓝调围绕 旋转
心被腐蚀得对离别敏感
逼我的手放开那双小翅膀
翅膀与你何时会回到我身旁

Saturday, October 4, 2008

情人节里的主角
何时又变成季节的配角
满天星的小世界
红色玫瑰永远不会了解
因为她总是对他忽略

在这失去你的季节
多么想把你占略
你却转向另一个世界
留下我独守这黑夜
因为我不再是你需要的公爵


夜里的灰雪
犹如秋季的枫叶
随风慢慢的飘跌
对你的思念
犹如春季的蝴蝶
随你消失而幻灭

情人节里的配角
何时才能变成永远的主角
满天星的小世界
红色玫瑰何时才会了解
而你也不会再对我忽略

;;