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Thursday, December 24, 2009


IMMA VERY HAPI TODAY !!!

VERY HAPI IN THE EARLY MORNING !!


IMMA VERY HAPPY !!!!!!!


kay.. enough.. before i get annoyed with my stupid voice in my head and, of course, jinx it, since it is so early in the morning!!!! i so worry i will become like this >>



=.=



okayz.. im gonna list out why i am SO HAPPY today even the day not yet fully start.. hmmm

1) today is my fucking last day work (practical stud) in ON Semiconductor !!!! woohoo !!!

2) today is Christmas Eve !!

3) im wearing my Fav&Fab jeans, with new shirt and NEW FUCKING HAIR CUT !! (though is the same)

4) i get a fucking good night sleep yesterday !!! damn fucking long sleep too !!!

5) i get to play with me son just now and did not rush here and there to go to work !!

6) Christmas makes everything happy !!

7) tomorrow ill go back go KLIA work for two weeks for Giogior Armani !! Alone in a shift !!

8) ........ will be filled up after work??? !!



kay.. actually there are two things that i am kind of worry now, cause, i gonna have a presentation to the boss, as to show them how much i have learn from this company, in other words, they want to see how much P&C information i get from here.. well, i can tell that, i learn nothing but complaining, thinking how to skip back home, and cursing them.. ok fine, they are all very good people, but i just fucking hate what i am doing now, and because of this stupid internship, eh no, thanks to this internship, i seriously wacked myself up and know this will never be my choice of work in the future.. if you see me in some factory, that means i am really short of money and the gigolo shop don't want me then only i will back to this field.. kindly donate me some money know? hahahaha

so, after this blog post, i shall go back and practice my fucking presentation slides which i hope i could like, erm, do it smoothly as my english oral level is kind of like, erm, sdn bhd also.. =.= .. if i did not present well, i don't think im gonna care for it since i just present to THEM to see, and it will not include in the evaluation forms or something like that ~


the second thing i worry is, they might ask me why i keep on sleep in the office and, dare to online read manga, read bloggies and etc.. i really scare cuz, the fucking old man lecturer will only visit me AFTER that stupid presentation, which means, if i answer the "questions" wrongly, i might get complain, then make my report fail, then i have to RESIT next year.. T.T



this is the ugly freaky lecturer who gonna visit me



i didn't even know him lor.. why i get this kind of ugly and old lecturer who like a mean apek than those young, and hip lecturer one (okay, utar don have those lec.. just my imaginary lec :p).. well, my point is, he did not teach me before, nor saw me before, how come he can come and visit me one as he DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME?? sigh.. i was looking forward to some lecturers i know, or taught me before than this fugly apek.. see his wrinkles, is very mean and got a very judgmental face lo.. i so suey !! :(



yer, when talk more about the thingy gonna happen later, make me more doom nia.. sai =.=
okla, i shall stop here and get continue to my presentation slides.. hope there will be something for me to rant/complain about later.. :D



p/s: jijilili, i will update the pics soon !! sorry !! ><





i must get good sales !!
pray hard hard ><






h/w:: life is make of money.. i need money and, a house for lucious.. O.o and i just realised, i not yet start my report.. T.T

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

i'm freakingly using my training office to blog about this, and i feel like, AWESOME !?! hahaha.. cause seeing other people rushing up and down but i'm just sitting here, doing nothing but blogging, or g-chatting, feel so happy for that !!


well, i can do this is all because, the fucking lab assistants, both of them, absent today !! i thought i have to be the ONE doing all the works when i got the news *thundershock!* but then, when i reached the lab, there is one Mr Mime (Mike to be more precise) that being so kindly and nicely, helping me to do the lab testing job !! deep in my heart was like, WHOO YAY !!!! but then, i can't really show out what i feel, so i fakely go and ask him need any help not, guess what,


he said :
is either you do all or you leave me to settle all..



DUH !! let you do all la, ban !! hahahahaha

AIN'T ITS JUST SO FUCKING COOL!!!??


so, here i am.. doing nothing.. surf net the whole day and feel aimless.. help babi do some online shopping and found some really gorgeous heels.. sigh.. :( .. love heels but can't wear it as i don't look pretty.. *cries* but then, at least i get to complete (almost) my presentation slides while wasting time online read people's bloggies and etc etc.. well, i rather sit and get rot then go down the line and do the fucking work.. cause once i go down, i have to do ALL the job.. ALL !!! fuck it.. i will just "snake" around since jsut left few days to go !!



this is Mister Mime/Mr Mike
damn freaking creepy and ugly.. urgh !

i seriously hate clown except edgy type of clown like ANTM or something like that.. fashy-ish circus or what.. well, that's not my point, try to check this link out if you are a pokemon freak like me.. cause when i was google-ing this Mister Mime picture, i found this link and whatever mentioned in that post, is so true !!! hahaha..

and read this also, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE IS A POKEMON VIDEO GAME CHAMPIONSHIP OVER THERE !!! i was damn shock with this.. fuck !! undeniable, Dragon type pokemon are the strongest among the rest unless you got really fucking awesome legendary pokemons..


kk.. run out of point.. btw, while i so sienz-ing browsing my office private files/documents, i found this picture :


click and enlarge to see


can you see that?? just cancel out all the charcoal around the shining diamond, still cant see?? that's a freaking handsome angmoh !!! it's like, damn freaking handsome and hot.. but then, din't see him around.. maybe he has already left or work atas atas there.. =.=

sighs !


k.. i don't know is this girl, who WAS once my of closed friend before, will read my blog not, i hope she's not.. well, if she does, then, i'm not sorry for what i am going to blast here..


WHY THE FUCK THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU TO FUCKING FOLLOW WHATEVER YOU WANT THEM TO DO?? DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO HATEABLE AND SLAPABLE??? FUCKING BITCH !!


garh !!! i really hate this girl like, SO MUCH !!! and i thought i have make myself, invisible enough and run AWAYYYYY from her, and yet, she still can get to me, thanks to Ms TING SHING YEE, she told her that my adobe PS skills are ok (which is not, i know..), and now, SHE FREAKING ASKED ME TO HELP HER DO HER FUCKING POSTER???? WHAT THE FUCK NININANA???

and the HUGE problem is, i have rejected her.. i have fucking rejected her and she insist me TO HELP HER.. she think this is a COMMAND !! fuck her.. gosh.. but i was in the mall when she called, so i can't SHOUT at her loud.. and just now, she has finally send me the fucking thingy and asked me to do !! WTF !!! and then, with the fucking lacking informations she gave, i called her to ask and the calls flew into fucking mail box !!! $$ gone !!

garh !!! so fucking annoying and pissed off !! can't stand her attitude at all !! niama.. but then, as she is damn freaking close to one of my closed friend, in order not to make my lovely shinny flow into this dilemma, i plan to give this a shot.. A FREAKING SHOT !! and the reason also cause, after i saw what she did (well show up once i finish my version), i got this huge fire in myself to beat her down !! ROAR !!!!!


what i need now is, pray hard hard that i still can use my adobe PS4 as it was in trial of 30 days !! and now left like, 10 days?? not yet call jas for further cracking .. sighs.. and also, some really cool fonts as i have to type, CHINESE and, FREAKING BAHASA MELAYU !!! hai !!


sigh.. k.. enough of the blasting, and before i end my post, let me show you what i got from the net while browsing to find the illustration idea for the fucking poster ..


chanel 2.55 andprada banana heels..



Dior 08 Couture .. this piece was freaking gorgeous and blew my ass off !!
Mr Dior and Mr Galiano are just mystery-ly talented !!



last but not least





one of the best Chanel logo illustration i have ever see
it might be dark but i just love it.. though the birdy up there is kind of like, bit annoying..



kays, call it the end for this post as i'm gonna back to home soon !!




damn,



it's raining heavily now
how m gonna back?? =.=










h/w:: i seriously wish i could finish my report before 8th of Jan, my presentation slides before this friday, and the fucking poster also !!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

have you ever heard about, Halal Bakuteh ?? try to read this >> pork-free bakuteh??!!


ok.. actually i knew about this from the papers, and the link is i simply google it and link it here so it will look bit pro.. no? whatever, just click and see la.. so, will you every try to eat a pork free bakuteh, like with fish or chicken?? it's totally like what the fuck?? u eat bakuteh is because of the PORK !!! PORK !!!

pork, is one of the best meat you can ever eat !! bacon, sausages, bak gua, ham.. etc etc.. NONE OF THOSE FOOD I JUST LISTED CAN BE REPLACE BY OTHER FUCKING ANIMAL !!!! and i don't eat other animal than pork, beef, lamb, fish, crab, chicken, duck, goose, and, erm, prawns?? whatever la.. ok, my whole point is, can ever a bakuteh can taste better without pork?? i asked my dad, who have tried the Fish-kuteh before, he said, it tasted like socks !! (well, he never try socks before, duh~)

sigh, well, kesian for those Halal people, those pork free people, who believe pork is dirty, and got those undestroyable pork worm, to be more specific, the trinchinella, but, you eat pork not, you also will die.. so, there's no different ok??

here's the trinchinella, a.k.a pigworm
p/s:: there's much geli one, google it urself.. o.O



ok, so, back to main point.. which is, I HAVE ONE OF THE BEST BAKUTEH IN MY HOMETOWN !! since keo and ed are loving bakuteh so so so so so much, i will just bring them go and eat !!! i'm not sure is the KL one better or this, BUT I LOVE THIS MORE !!!


the taste is like, OMFGSTEAMBOATly NICE !!! it doesn't taste too salty, and the meat, so perfectly nice.. and the side dish, the asam fish, le AWESOME !!!!! it is not TOO sour-ish, and bit sweety, and smell damn fucking good !!! let's the picture tell the taste ..


we order, the typical Bakuteh, Asam Fish, Vinegar Pork Leg(?), and some vege..



i LOVE vinegar pork leg !! i love the taste or ginger mixed with vinegar !!
the best thing about pig leg is (i din know the specific name of it, whatever), is the feel of the gummy meat with the skin !! you can never experience this with any other meat !!




this is the Bakuteh !!! the difference between this with the vinegar one is, this tasted more herbal-ish, bit sweet, bit salty and not too oily as the herbal smell has cover it.. most importantly, i love the smell of the 5-star anise and cinnamon !!! the most tempting smell ever !!!



the Asam Fish, totally blew me away with the sauces !! normally, when people order Asam Laksa or something with Asam, i don't know why they must mix with some curry or some spicy ingredients and make the whole dish not favorable.. but this, the taste is so mouth-watering !!



and the vege.. hmmm.. typical la, any vege, just cooked it with boiled water and throw some friend anions and oyster sauce, it will automatically taste like heaven !!?? no?


ok, that's all for the Bakuteh reviews.. and i am really sorry to my lovely dovey, Babi Rika.. cause i've ffked her !! cause i promised her i will bring her around in Sban when her mom go for a wedding dinner, but then, my parents, who always randomly come out a plan, which was go and buy the bed frame.. =.= and i cannot ffk them, because the decision have to make on that night !! so, if i ffk them, my mom will nag me like, endless.. so, at the end, i choose to ffk my dear Babi, cause, i know she will understand though it might take, erm, 500 years?? (please no !)

so, i am here again. to send my most sincere and biggest sorry to her,

I'M SORRY T.T
PLEASE FORGIVE ME !! sniff sniff

sigh :(



k.. i have some update bout my son, Lucious !! as we were heading to bakuteh, he keep one try to jump out from his basket, and we thought he just try to be playful.. then, on the way to Seremban furniture shop, he still crazying jumping in and out, and we then figure out..

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he want to poo !!!!! see, how much the poo came out from the little body??



see the red cirlce?? we have to really stopped by the rest station, put the newspaper, and let him poo.. hahahahahahahaha.. he showed the pitiful face (the doggy face), and then, when we all hide and he start to poo all the shit out !!! LOL !!




when he was getting ready to pee and poo !!



the lion-ish lucious.. love him so much.. muahs !


actually is cause my dad also stomach ache la.. so we push push him to go to the PLUS rest station so that lucious also can do this business ma.. hahaha


see, we brought some food for him to eat, and he eat until like that.. the whole plastic bag cover his face !! hahaha.. at first i thought is my mom did it but NO !!

p/s:: warn you, my mom is really playful mom(cause naughty sounded weird) O.o



well, there is another fucking thing happens too.. my ipie can't play songs, movie and whatever shit out of a sudden !!! then i try to connect it with com and this shit come out after i plugged the cable out :


the screen still showed the "connected" !!


i was so ganjeong that my ipie only can last for like, one year??? FUCKING NO !! then i just left it until the battery finish and charge it again, miracle happened, IT ALIVE !!! thank godness.. i thought i have to waste few hundred bucks again.. ><

hmm, call this the end la.. :)




today is sunday, tomorrow is monday




and i hate monday !!

fuck it








h/w:: sigh.. have to really get ready to do the presentation slides, and data, and also, the fucking report.. garh!!!

i fucking finally update my blog !!!




i am so happy with what i have did !! i have updated a new blog skin, and i so in love with the header !! and this time, PEOPLE CAN FINALLY LEAVE COMMENT OVER THERE !!!! it's like, FINALLY !!! wush wush !!

so fucking happy with this !! though i so love my previous blog skin, as i have edited half of the templates and codes.. but then, i can't really figure out why the fuck no body can leave a comment down there.. besides, i was so fucking sienz with the same plain look, so, i decided to change !! so i can gain back my passion and excitement to continue blogging !! though i'm not those pop blogger like my fav, XiaXue, BryanBoy or whoever else, but i just love to do what i am doing now !! cause when i read back whatever i have posted, the feeling is like fucking awesome..


besides, one of the fucking awesome thing is, I DID ALL THIS THINGY IN MY OFFICE !!! despite how much i hate hate hate my work, it is undeniable, the connection in my office is more stable than the streamyx i am using now.. i almost finish all my manga by using my office connection lo.. and i am currently using my sis computer instead of my own Blackie, the desktop or my brother desktop... T.T .. my own blackie, the network card edi destroyed !! sniff sniff.. and my bro desktop, since it is consider the oldest one, so, the processor and the ram are like, effing slow.. so, left my sis fabulous Toshiba lappy with me.. :D

two more weeks to go !! hope everything will go smooth and easy.. :p

okayz, the update of myself is, i am so fat and fat now, so i PLAN to on my diet plan.. may beauty godess would bless me !!! *crossing fingers*




MUST DO THIS !!
wush !!







h/w:: i was having a lot of thoughts to shout out loud with but i have forgotten all the nonsense !! and i hope i can hold this long !!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

wheeeeeeeeeeeee... my mom and my dad totally ok to have lucious in the house !! yay !!! lucious is finally the official resident in my house !! like duck wei said, he is not illegal anymore !! wooo wheee woo whee..

ok, just a short post for you guys to have a look of my lucious.. muaks :D

this is him !!! the first day i get him back.. look like a seal.. :D

this is after his second vaccine.. so cute..

see.. so cute.. aww.. love him..

make him accompany me study my second subject.. haha

this is him in the J.co plastic bag.. haha.. so cute.. muaks

and finally, this is me with him.. the latest one.. look like teddy bear hor.. :p

two bad thing about my son is that, his poo is damn freaking smelly.. i was like totally ZOMG with the smell.. O.O.. besides, he is damn freaking fierce when i was combing him.. well, i beat him until my hands pain also no use.. will try to find another way to torture him.. hahahahaha.. so, i will update more about him if im free la.. :)

here's a short clip to see how quiet he is.. haha.. compare to lexie la..


Saturday, September 19, 2009



there should be 145th post but that's a long post, have to take some time to complete it..

well, this will just be a short post of my thoughts..


i just want to tell Bebe, i already miss her so much.. i mean it.. i already miss you now though you are still in the plane now..


you better keep in touch with me though i might always ffk you as usual, but i don't care, you must always keep in touch with me.. just like what Rac mentioned, i already start to miss you, cause you are the only one will just listen to me craps and be quiet there.. and let me critics whatever i want to and being a good listener over there..

bebe, thank you for letting me being a little bit selfish in front of you, and let me throw out everything in front of you without worries..


so, just be careful when you reached uk, k?


wish you the best, in health, and study.. most importantly, be happy.. have fun over there.. appreciate and treasure this chance ya..


love you,
james




the fate hold us together


and we're holding it now,


wish this could last to the end..

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Happy birthday to babi


Happy birthday to babi


Happy birthday to babi


Happpy birthday to rika


ok.. this is my special bday song dedicated to my dear rika, for her special 21st years old bday.. hahaha... ok.. i should have post this on her bday but then, due to fucking test (garh !! this sem sucks !!!) i got to postpone it until today..


ok, cut the craps and back to the issue.. so, jas called me before babi bday, ......................................

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*a very long pause*


*after 2 or 3 months*


ok, back.. i was so lazy to arrange my bloggie and i'm really sorry for abandon him such a long time.. sigh.. well, now i am back and the first thing to do is, complete my babi bday post !!! hahaha


k, what i was saying is, jas called before babi bday, try to come out the plan as this babi bday is in the exam week.. since we din't really celebrate with babi, like seriously, not a proper one and this is her 21st bday.. so we try to make it big.. well.. i guess it was??


k, no more nonsense, this post should be simple.. so jas called, and we (3 of us with Ed), came out the idea of throwing her a surprise celebration after her second last test.. hahaha.. well, since i'm not taking the paper that day, so i have to fucking do the preparation !! ok, i am not not happy with that, just i love to use fucking or freaking to exaggerate my sentence or whatever..


okayz !! back to topic, so, they were having the noon paper and since i was the only one free, so i rushed to secret recipe and bought the cake for her, which i'd already forgotten the name of the cake but it tasted quite nice.. triny somemore try to asked the name from me but, like i said, i never memorize this kind of thing.. lol.. all i do is, feel it..:D


so, since the secret recipe cake thingy was settle so much quicker as i expected, i was then shop around and try to spot the present for babi.. eh, im sincere with it okayz.. i somemore call anita, to see which size of bear she already has.. so i can get something bigger or smaller one.. but then, i end up get a damn cute mini mickey doll for her !! it's cute !! totally worth it.. hahaha.. so, after all of the thingy, the time is like still freaking early, so, i got no choice, take the cab to Utar, the fucking university (yeah, im the fucker, so?), and i have to take the cake and gift like a siao aunty.. gosh.. damn embarrassing !!



carry this like a siao aunty !! somemore with my green bag !!


undeniable the taste was favored !! <3

reach utar, nothing to do, so i try to watch the Doreamon movie i stored in my Ipie, but then, it got too boring with it and i fall asleep !! swt.. cause i actually din't really get enough sleep the day before.. sigh.. stupid exam.. T.T ..

i just


well then, i got no choice, listen to songs, if not wrong, should be lady gaga paparazzi, and was conteng-ing and trying to study the next paper.. =.=



i was so confidence in this and i get like, B or C+.. fuck it !!


it was somewhere in utar la.. specially for you.. :)


it's a mini mickey !!! i know it does look like a pig !!! hahaha


i was first kept it in my lucky greeny bag as i donwan look like a stupid desperate lover and do all this stuff for my babi.. because we are not in love, and i donwan look stupid-er..since i was already carrying the damn big cake..



so, i bought this very pretty plastic bag,


and throw the piggy-look-alike-minimickey into this paper bag
p/s: there's some notes under the paper bag !!


and then, jas rushed out as he already finished like thousand years ago.. so he and i were hide in the cafeteria and try to get everything prepared.. well, we met someone once we rushed in the aircond cafe, then the whole atm was bit, erm, awkward.. okok.. since i'm lazy and feel weird to talk about the whole scene, so we then quickly get everything prepared since the rest is coming soon !!


here's the ah sam posed by jas..


and this is the cake for the babi..


Happy Birthday Queen of the World- Sakiras Akiras
p/s: it's from Ed, i'll never say such a nice thing to her though.. lol



the cake with the candles.. 21

i just love the way i put the candle.. i want to put like this long way ago.. well, apparently some stupid jerks that i used to celebrate their bday with before, just love to poke the candles in the middle of the cake.. eh, hello?? have you exchange your eyes with the pennies to the cashier??


okayz.. then babi rushed down with another babi, Ed, and a bunch of sakai(s) from the exam room.. apparently, babi got poor eyesight, so, she seriously like can't see us.. jas and i were like damn tiring hiding but she actually can't see us until we showed up IN FRONT OF HER EYES !! =.=


k, this is the "babi leg"


i thought she knows about this whole thing as it is damn freaking obvious and she somemore wear so nice.. it is impossible for her to wear such nice look to UTAR and for exam somemore.. never okayz.. but then, she said that she got no clues at all and she was thrilled and surprised with the whole thing !! hahaha.. we are honored to do so, my dear.. :)


hence, by showing her appreciation, she poked her nose to take out the candles..
LOL !!



and this is Ed who try to ask for bigger slice??


hmm, i think she did it !! :)


the monkies from EE Y3S2 (2009)


k.. that's all for the surprise celebration !! lol.. i know, it just like last for, erm, 15 minutes, cause babi have to rushed to post office as duck, who is studying socialife in uk now, have send her the 21st bday gift !!! how lovely she is !!



so, this is the very gayish and man-ish jas rushing to post office



and, yeah !! we got it !!! the time is just so ngam !!



in this box, there are a card, and two gifts !!!




she's reading the card.. i edi forgot the content




duck's as usual ugly handwriting..



the first gift !!


is a softy bear !! with the weird key !!!
*thankgodness i din get her the bear*



and here come the second gift



tuu.. we can't open it nicely as the stupid paper duck wrapped is easily torn..


well, babi said it's a friendship chain or something like that, to memo the friendship between duck and babi/weasley and potter/whatever and whatever




k, that's all i guess.. call it the end !!



we got next paper to worry so we pushed the further clubbing to some other week.. lol







before you go, enjoy the clip down here and i'm sorry for my annoying background voice !! :p





Love you Babi
as always !!






h/w:: this post is quite lengthy for me and it took me really long time to finish.. i hope i can find back my motives and passion to continue blogging.. i love it just i got lazier !! :)

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