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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

FINALLY !!!!! THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING OUT !!!!! WOOHOOO !!!!!!

ok, i know i'm like overly excited but, Jas and I were waiting this movie until nipples also grow old d.. XD .. we have read the book, actually is just until half way only :p.. it's not because the book is not good but we were having final during that time, and we PLANNED to read back but its too late already.. LOL..

however, i heard lili said that this book is so much better than movie, hence, i am thinking of re-read it.. :)


well, i rated this movie as 9/10.. its funny, its relaxing, yet, the story is meaningful (duh, i am a shopaholic too =.=) .. however, after this movie, it just raised up my needs for brandy stuff !!! so i'm mimic-ing pipi, start to save money to get my Hermes !!!! ROAR !!!! XP



this is the book cover.. seriously it is nice ^^



and this is the poster =)



the cute actress . the best writer (and also JK :p) . the hot actor



she is just gorgeous.. and i totally can understand the feeling of getting those stuff !!! ok, i'm materialistic and i'm shallow !!! so? hmph !



wuuu.. big boobs... XD.... but don't be so sex-despo like JB.. he said that he loves this show because of her boobs.. SHALLOW LIKE SHIT !!



garh !!! i darn love his britisch acent !!!


this is another close-up view.. the paper stated that he is one of the rising star !! well, he speaks Prada.. i guess this will come true.. LOL .. XD



here's the love scene.. godness, when she dance ar, seriously, make me laugh like hell !!!!! hahahahaha



Time and Money, which one worth more?



Prada, Chanel, Loius Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Fendi.. which one should i throw???
*give me all !!!! *



i love her in this movie lor.. she is like the best sister a girl can has !!



THIS MOM IS SO FUCKING CUTE !!!!!!!! i cannot hold myself laughing during the "cake" scene !!!!!! *laugh again !!*



this bunch of people, damn cute !!! hahahaha.. seriously, i do not want to cut off this habit okayz.. its fun and its so damn freaking satisfying !!



the Editor and the Bitchy whosoever !!! argh.. reminds me of "cake" scene again.. hahahaha



basically, i just love the whole show.. the actors, the actress, the directors, and most importantly, the writer !!!! okayz, I'M SO GOING TO DOWNLOAD IT AND WATCH AGAIN !!!!



god, i'm saving my money now
do you mind accidently drop me a Bvlgari Ring tomolo?





h/w:: when can i get my first super brandy stuff wor.. sniff.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

silent . listen . observe . action














cares . loves . sacrifices . protections






















time . believes . changes . hopes

when ask you about Chinese stuff, what will you come out ???





Confucius???


nehh.. who the hell will care about this unless that's for those history nerds or smtg like that.. :p




Cute Little Panda??
errr.. yea.. maybe.. because its cute and it represent WWF :D



but, shame you if you didn't come out this !!!!!



NO !!!!!! ALL THE ANSWER

SHOULD BE

MAHJUNG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





I LOVE IT SO BADLY LORX !!!!!!!!!! XD




Mahjung does bright up my BORING life a little bit.. :D




yesterday noon, we wasted the whole noon for mahjung.. LittleFatFish, XiaoP, Jas and I were play until like gonna get heart attack but WE ADDICT !!!!! godness sial ass game !!! XD

well, we seriously do hope for another time play but not until over play as the damn final is coming !! :(



I WANT THIS SO BADLY !!!!!
its an automats mahjung table!! i lazy explain but i want this !!!! >.<


and this is for Barbie Doll one.. LOL !!!! XD



of course, i love mahjung so much today is due to, I WIN !!!! hahahahahahahahaha... wish for another rounds, my dear friends.. *putting mahjung in my holidays list* :p





garh !! I LOVE YOU MAHJUNG!!!
you make my life so damn freaking satisfying !!!





h/w:: argh !!! have to back to books, for the god damn final !!! sobs :"(

like Jas said, complain is what he lives for.. well, that's a very good quote, so i think i will use his quote as mine also.. XD


the story/complain/rant/? that i am goin to brag

well, there are some kind of people, who love to use your past as the jokes or the main step for them to step in your life with your another gang.. seriously, i hate this kind of people.. yea, HATE ! i don't get why you have to use this way to express yourself.. well, maybe if this person change to another person, i might be okayz, but then, because those thing come out from them, i seriously just cannot stand !!


besides, this kind of people, they just do not know WHEN TO STOP !!! and whatever secret you have told them, they will just split out and think of "its ok onelar .. never mind one lar"... argh !!!

thus, trust gone with that.. and seriously, like they really care.. so what should i take so seriously and yell like some aunties here? godness..



the reason is because,




I DID TREAT YOU GUYS AS MY BESTIE AND NOW ??
godness..







h/w:: sigh.. i do not know what to do again.. i thought friendship and the trusts will grow up together with your age in some people and it seems, impossible on some people :)

Monday, March 23, 2009

this post has been delayed like so so so long time ago as this audition has passed long time ago.. ahahahaha.. well, what to do when the laziness pay a visit on me.. aiks : p

ok, since its a very long-time-ago-post, hence, i will basically just let the pictures tell the story..


actually we attend this audition in a very random moment.. nyny called at the midnight and asked me wanna participate or not and as i always have confidence in his singing voice (yeah, you will never believe it) hence i promise him to accompany him to the audition.. hahaha.. i love this..



although that's midnight, it still a very long queue..
as you can see the girl with the big bag, she sing in Station 1 at GK.. i like her too !!



nyny was filling up the form


as we have to wait, then we go in this hall, and the people inside there, is either look damn tiring (of course, wait from noon 3smtg until 2am??)


i wonder, does it worth? u just go in and sing for 30 secs and come out.. lol.. btw, there were few contestants are trying to entertaint us, well, i rather they just keep quiet instead of telling those god damn freaking lame jokes.. godness.. it is so torturing and as usual, i kutuk like shit and nyny were laughing like a siaoboaz.. hahahahahahaha..

act i don't like this kind of thing but to support my nyny or vuvu, i will accompany them to show them my supportive.. :)


all this snacks are UNLIMITTED FOR YOU TO TAKE AND GO !!!



the another shoot of snacks and the maggie mee also unlimited for u !!!!


and also, the unlimited Nescafe !!!! midnight one really good :D


and we met a new friend, her name is Milk
and she is a super fan of Yan Wan Qian (the 08's winner)


we then start to pratice.. actually nyny did not practice hardly for the song he choosed.. lol
he can't even remember the lyrics !!!


of course, TV shooting and we get caught !!! i wish they will cut my part !!! godness.. >.<


we reached there around 1.30am and now already 5.40 am.. and not yet nyny turn !!! garh !!
i was damn dizzy that time le.. =.=


this is the queue


but then, he did not get into second round as he is too nervous.. LOL !!!
aiya.. even if he success, he also will give up as this is no point.. swt


see, its already midnight that time..


everyone is going to wake up and we are just goin to sleep !! XP




nyny and vuvu, never give up !!!!

we always support you guys de !!!! yay !!




h/w:: i seriously dont like those malaysian judges.. they are just annoying.. garh... ><

Saturday, March 14, 2009

just let's the god damn loads pictures describe my whole day in Matta Matta lar.. :p



Finally !! the first round of MATTA FAIR 2009 !!! pika ~


after the damn class (Particle Tech), we straight away heading to Titiwangsa.. we then take StarLRT to PWTC due to my pipi and jenny's blurness as they have no idea how to go there.. however, luckily we go by Star as the traffic there.. so damn fucking packed ><...



this is my jenny showing the lousy quality ticket with happy cacat face.. LOL


and he is like, never take StarLRT before.. see how happy she was.. sampat mar u see.. =.=


before go in the hall, i FORCED them to accompany me to get this.. im thristy and i miss it so badly.. sniff O.O


there were the clowns infront of the conference room..well, i don get the point how this relate to matta fair.. maybe for those stupid kids gua.. *act innocent*


the ass for the tall clown..act they quite sad also de lar..


you can see how pack it was lor..


another packing sardin picture where tonglip's big head is in there.. hahahaha :D


however, for those HIGH CLASS or 5 STARS trip.. the place or room for them is TOTALLY DIFFERENT !!! its big, its cold, its comfy, you can high tea there.. argh !! i wish i am rich !! sigh


but then, budget travelling is another kind fun !!! wuuhuu !!!!


after that, jenny was caught by Astro, by asking him to say some stupid words and asked him why he come the matta fair.. LOL !!! aren't the answer just OBVIOUS???


the stupid pinkpig :: err.. why you want come matta fair ar???


jenny :: haiyor !! this is matta fair, sure come for cheap ticket and trip lar.. no brain ar you all.. =p.. sha bert !!


LOL !!


when then move around and try to look for a nice trip.. nice trip = cheap + good timing ... but then, hunting for a NICE trip is totally not my job as my accompany is just to make jokes and fun with them and also, search for the next target !!!

and i wanted go this country like years ago.. act i went before, but with old folks, make the whole trip damn boring where this country should be

FUCKING INTERESTING !!! !!!! because IT IS TAIWAN !!!! ROAR !!!!


haiyor.. isn't taiwan just god damn beautiful and so ngam for a shopoholic like me.. *putting this in my travel list*


YES !! TAIWAN IS TOTALLY TOUCHING MY HEART NOW !!!
I LURB TAIWAN !! *wa si tai wan rang* (hokkien XD)

JOLIN !! she touched my private part leh.. so hamsap.. *blushing*


THIS IS THE MAIN REASON THAT YOU GOT TO GO TAIWAN THIS YEAR,


BECAUSE

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR THAT TAIWAN HOLD FOR FLASH-BACK-FOR-DORAEMON !!

this thing only hold fo ONE FUCKING year only.. sniff... i must save money and go ...



i love doraemon lor.. ><
okok.. back to topic.. hence.. after i running around.. jumping around and yet, we'd found a damn nice package in the second booth, the company name is, Platinum.. or smtg like that la...

shingyee, was busying dealing with the crew there.. well, as tonglip's big head is AGAIN blocked the camera, and also yee's face, so have to imagine yourself la you guys..


this is the package.. from what yee told me, ITS FREAKING WORTHY COMPARE TO OTEHR's ONE..

The Package for this Fucking-Worthy-Free-and-Easy-Trip-4D3N-Phuket-Trip::

RM 502 include :
- air tickets with air taxes
- depart early in the morning and back to Msia at late night !!! I LOVE THIS THE MOST !!!
- 3 stars hotel include breakfast
- something else which i have totally forget..

LOL !! but its totally worth as yee and jenny are damn geng in such thing.. LOL !!! what they pick sure damn fucking economical and yet, CLASSY !!!



this crew very funny, whenever he talk to me, i actually can hear NOTHING ! and i edi told him "uncle, actually i cannot hear you de leh"... but he din HEAR it also and keep on say something "bla bla bla bla" then he stop.. then i was like.... "okayz.. what you want and give him....



this face.. cuz i seriously don know wan to ask again or smile.. so i stucked in the middle.. =.=


however, there were something happened in the middle, when they have dealed and need to fill up the form, the crews were asking yee and jenny fill up those forms or some docomentaries..

this' the drama



CREW :: oklor.. if you have decide d.. then please fill up your virginity form.. and then we will do a body check-up for you.. then you might get free of charge..

Jenny :: sei lor.. i'm not virgin liao leh..

Wenny :: yay !! i'm still a virgin leh !!


Jenny :: you sure mar? why must do like this oh.. it's not fair leh.. i want meet your manager !!!

CREW :: it's true lar.. today we got this promotion mar.. haiyor.. and manager not free.. busy screwing some ugly people there.. ><


Jenny :: yor.. why like that de o.. mafan de o.. and let the durian and manggo win liao lor this time.. yer..


Jenny :: wei jie ar.. i want shoo this stupid travel company leh.. because now they got the promotion for virginity only.. me so cham leh.. unfair !! T.T

Sister :: haiyor.. you so fatt hao like that.. you now wan blame the company ar.. sei hiao po..

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okla.. all those i just crapped bout myself and i know it's not funny.. T_T

whatever, at last,


WE FINALLY CLEAR ALL THE BILLS AND YAY !!!


the receipts and those craps needed !!! NOW LEFT PASSPORT ONLY !! XD


here's the stupid Hiao Pe ~ Jenny !! he help us to pay all first.. thankyou lor.. :D

while waiting durian discussing the whole trip with the crews, we were trying to do some face expression for the stupid Matta's 2009 Recycle Bag..


seriously, its fucking ugly okayz !!!


well.. jenny quite like it.. well, suit him lar.. UGLY + RETARDED mar.. hahaha


so, after we complete the whole thing already which took us totally 5 hours to walk here and there plus complete all the fees and documentaries, we try to walked around and we saw something weird, such as ::


a massage counter in the middle of road.. and the lady, LOOK LIKE AH MOI, MY SENIOR !! hahahahaha


and then, this one also, a damn ugly de hair.. very ugly.. curl not curl, straight not straight.. oily and feel damn gross when look at it..luckily she has no idea i was capturing her pic.. XD


i heard that FireFly is a sub company under Msia Airline.. well, from this model, i can know that is not stable and its small, and i also heard that we have to go SUBANG to take the plane.. swt.. =.=..


and there is also a prototype for you to experience how to contorl a plane.. but its fucking RM10 for don know how short the time it take.. hahaha


i didnt know there is a ShowStage until i saw it.. no wonder i keep on hear someone singing or what.. : >


Flabby (the MyFm's host or smtg) is the Host for this Korean Stage.. i guess..
she is really not funny and the dressing.. godness.. you are an artist and please be presentable lar.. haiyor ><


of course, typically, people love Flabby..


this korean gang can really sing.. not bad not bad..
eh... its hard to get such a good comment from me ok.. : p


this drum player, ROCKS !!! damn cool to watch him play the drums !!


and this Philipino, godness. SO DAMN FUCKING GENG HIS VOICE! !!! super powerfull and damn got feel the way he sing.. *applause*


before we really heading for dinner, we were having a CAM-WHORE-ING section while waiting pipi and tonglip..


jenny with shingyee..


durian with manggo XP


cute little me with wenny..


me with yee.. so hard to have such a good one !! XD


finally, ME, Jenny, and ShingYee


actually we planned to have our dinner at Little Tree @ GK but due to
(a) my pipi PMS period
(b) my stomach too noisy d
(c) it was god damn raining !!
hence, no choice lor.. McD lor.. :(
we some more sit separately as inside was SO DAMN PACKED !



HOWEVER HERE WE COME THAILAND !!!! here's some preview of the fun/orgasms XD !!


here's the PHUKET geographical look.. but like i care.. : p


orgasm no 1 ! THE SKY !!! damn it PHUKET !!


orgasm no 2 ! the seashore.. let's roll together and get naked !!! XD


orgasm no 3 ! niama ! why so leng one ><


orgasm no 4 ! isn't the island just beautiful and pure...


orgasm no 5 ! the resort is SO NICE !!!!


i wonder what i can see under Phuket lor..


perhaps this seahorse.. seahorse is rare leh..


or a little mermaid.. i'm single and im sure i got the prince look.. XD



PHUKET !!! HERE WE COME !!!!! PIKAPI !!! *yays and jump around*






the heaven is just around the corner,
let's climb up to there from hell together !!! woohoo !!!



p/s:: i must get through all the levels in HELL !!!!!!! ROAR !!!!!!!!

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