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Saturday, March 14, 2009

if you believe in your own god/allah/buddha, then the conversation bellow might not suit you..
however, if you insist to continue read it, then, have fun and to be honest, it make sense at all.. :D

the story is started when i was so damn tired with the whole week preparation for the Terry's Process Control test, and fuck it, i totally screwed the whole paper.. wasted my time for the damn preparation..




xile says:

why tired


phyx says:

cuz of my test and stuff?


xile says:

o

ok ok

i thought u just masturbate

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phyx says: says:

=.=


xile says:

u got download new porn ar?


phyx says:

even if i have masturbate i also wont tel u lar

siao ar

and no

recently, i live in buddha temple


* you can see how pathetic we are.. have to use porn to overcome our dry-ish-single life.. :(*


xile says:

ooooooo

wa..... selebate

oh its spelled celibate

http://www.google.com.my/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=bX5&ei=Pgi5Sb7tGJKwkAXXtIGZCA&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=define%3A+celibate&spell=1


* that is link to explain the defination of celibate and i was so damn lazy to click and read*


phyx says:

what does it mean and u wan to help me do my asg?


xile says:

i doin triny thing lar

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and celibate means promise to god wont have sex


phyx says:

neh *like the aunty in pasar XD*


xile says:

or anything related to sex


phyx says:

i said this to buddha and he said, "why not? it feels so great ok.."


xile says:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then siddharta say come lets suck each other...


phyx says:

then siddharta said "is jesus act innocent there.. but i heard jesus start to mix around with allah.. god.. what happen those people living on sky now.. godness ><"

ehhh.. i donwan siddharta.. his hair is curly leh.. vomit *showing a sickening face*

see his hair


xile says:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRUE

jesus also curly ok

only allah nobody see before


phyx says:

see....

neh.. cuz actually allah is ar kua.. but u know la.. no ppl can accept transexual that time

so allah have to hide behind

thats why nobody knows the identity


xile says:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


phyx says:

its like they take off allah's shirt, and see, why he having the lady's boobs but no pussy nor dick...

thats why muslim make s/he as god because they never know the term of "plastic surgery"


xile says:

gosh let me finish triny de thing first


phyx says:

and hide him behind the langsir

so that jesus can have great sex with him without christian notice

where siddharta said "色既是空 * means sex is nothing *

due to allah and jesus


and i hate triny.. just tell her next time lar.. argh !! take from granted bitch


xile says:

LIKE THAT ALSO U CAN CRAP

WALAU

u really study til bored until like this lor

LOL

but what to do wor.. she insists to STUDY NOW.. sigh


phyx says:

but make sense rite?

thats why muslims and christian keep on fight mar..

totally make sense *i make the conclusion at the end myself :D*
aiya.. i just hate her.. so wan crap this with you lor .. sniff sniff


end of coversation as he really need to come out the math's solution for that babi..




that's all for today, people
and damn it, another test comin, fuck :"(




h/w:: i seriously hope i can survive through this damn fucking sem

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