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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

okayz.. i'm so dead lazy to blog about the phuket trip le.. that's tooooooooooo much pics and i lazy upload le.. maybe one other day la.. when i got mood i do.. now i got a lot of works to complete.. so wait la..

by the way, today i went to facial and i have read some magazines and i just realised that, I'm SO OUTDATED FOR FASHION MAGAZINES !!!!!

kesian nia.. but luckily i've read the whole magazine and feel alive !!

here's the Lady Gaga official MV for "Paparazi" !! btw, i'm pretty sure fashion geeks will LOVE THIS MV !!! *winks*


Monday, May 18, 2009

garrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

I WASTED MY WHOLE WEEK HOLIDAYS ON BED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF THE STUPID DENGGI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... DAMN DAMN DAMN !!!!!


ok.. since this will be another long post, so i wont brag too much of my sickness.. or maybe i will in the later post but let's focus on THE SECOND DAY OF THE PHUKET TRIP!!!!!!!

however, that is one very sad thing happened, WE ONLY GOT ONE CAMERA !!!! AND THE CAMERA IS IN LOW BATTERY MODE !!! AND THAT'S BOKBOK CAMERA !!!! ok.. from the beginning i sounded a little bit OVER REACTED .. well, think of you cannot online for like few days, lying on the bed, struggling... whatever shit also will be damn interesting once you are slowly getting recover and this that...

okok.. no more bragging and let's the second day story, START !!


ok, second day was roughly about, we take the cruise or boat, whatever, from a Phuket Island to PhiPhi Island and in between, the cruise will stop at a nearby coral area for snorkeling around... well, if you really interest on what we played then you probably have to more focus on what i describe or wrote than view the pictures because the pictures most of it, mean nothing but vain.. :D


the front view from our boat


i also don't know why i love to pose like that.. :p


tongle and i on the cruise


bokbok doesn't look like bokbok in this pic lor.. :p


ANOTHER ROMANTIC SCENE !!!
SPOT :: TING TING AND TONGLE !!!!


luckily he wore the sunnies.. if not, this is a RETARDED pics..
the angmoh behind him look so yeng !!


nyny try to present the nipple that still have the last drop of milk ??
actually is my sunblock !!


they actually try to pretend they are a sweet couple..
failed??


a very gayed-pic!!!
told you all, everyone loves to gay with me :D


????????????


i'm freakingly in love with my photocapture skills...
this is so natural and pretty !!!!!


I LOVE THIS ONE TOO !!! the feel is so ngam and right !!


hmmm.. i seriously don't know how to describe..


i love this windy feels !!!


aiyer.. so fatt siao.. vomit..


my mom said he look so much better with this sunnies


garh !!! i love this pic so much !!!
my another lover, PlayBoy !! muahs


this two are twins.. although we did not make contacts with them but they are seriously cute lor


the brother and sister sex-scene.. *puek*
actually this kids are cute lar.. the boy very care for the sister lor.. btw, their mother, who wearing a Dior sunnies, grabbing a Coach handbag.. but she is fat and she smokes a lot !!! sei fei po.. :p


garh !!! love this group pics !!
can see tingting with tongle very happy o.. :p



READ THIS BEFORE YOU CONTINUE

after 50 minutes or maybe more, we then move on to another boat for the preparation for the snorkeling activity.. wow.. this experience is totally new and fresh to me !!!!! ok, undeniable, snorkeling is damn fucking fun !!!! well, since i'm still new to this kind of activity, and WITHOUT ANY HELPS (stares to pipi), i dive in and learn how to use all those apparatus.. well, i gonna give myself a super star for learning all this in a very short time !!! wheeeee... this is totally a very great moment when you and the mother nature mix in one... as you guys knows, i love the mother nature, well, maybe not in the way when the mother nature gonna take away your life lar..

ok, too far again.. so, back to snorkeling, erm.. actually nothing much to describe also, as there is time limit.. only let us play around 45 minutes if i'm not wrong.. well, if you never snorkeling before, then, you should, because this is a very and fresh experience !!!! but one thing la, you have to know how to swim first because, this will make your snorkeling easier and without the help from anyone.. you can totally enjoy the moment yourself with the sea and the fish.. however, one of the shit/kanasai thing about this is, the coral around the boat area are ALL DEAD !!!! yeah !! i can't even see a piece of nice coral, damn !!!! besides, i almost choked with the salty sea water as i don't really know how to use the thingy to snork around !!! aiks ><.. well people, i heard wenny and nyny said that, Pulau Redang's coral view is much much nicer than Phuket, hence, LET'S GO REDANG NEXT TIME !!!!!! okok.. i guess this is too long and too much.. in short, we all change back and then move on to PhiPhi Island for our lunch.. well, due to the camera is in low battery mode, hence we did not take much pictures for the lunch.. :p


this is the hotel we having our lunch..


the view of the venue we have our lunch


tingting on the beach seat near the dining table..
actually just nearby the swimming pool..


yeah !! we raelly having a good trip !! muahs


i guess you guys might be curious, why the camera low bat already we still can take that much of photo?? yeah.. at the end, i found out, i brought along my phone too !!! hahahahahaha..ok.. lets continue the story with the pics !


on the way out to the PhiPhi Island main street


can you see wenny's head damn funny???!!! hahaha


thanks to ar bok helping me carry my bag.. :p


what??


the busy street.. a lot half naked angmoh


the quiet one.. i also don't know why ..


until now i still wonder how i come out this effect de..


ting ting with the flower from the guys on the cruise..
they are really fun !! happy to play with them..


some random shoot


uh.. random..


nyny wanna buy a cheap sunnies but end up, it is not cheap ><
can see tingting de face very kat sai??


ok random...


random random..


RANDOM !!!!!


and by simply walk around, we reach at a very random beach??


see the boat


the slapable kids and adult on the beach..


amd see those angmoh sleep so happy on it


so we try to sleep on it also..
but guess what???

WE HAVE TO PAY LIKE AROUND 150bhats !!!! kanasai !!


we than just camwhore around !!! beware, the following pictures will be damn alot, because we just found out the fun of BURST !!! woowheee !!


garh !! love this.. too bad, the sei ar bok not here..


love this too !! all are pointing the middle fingers..


the prove of the friendship with the Thai helpers in the cruise !!


err... okayz.. very random..


love this !!! we are the first try !! and yes, PERFECT!!


hahahahahahahahahahaha..
everyone is in the great pose EXCEPT wenny !!!!


ok.. ready...


JUMP !!


ok.. i know it's random but it's bikini okayz..
BIKINI !!


yer.. why this come out geh O.O


Unite !! CL 2 !!


LOVE THIS TOO !!!
as usual, nyny is the most hiao, but u can see pipi also in froggy style, bokbok is like someone holding him up and down, vuvu like a sohai as usual, wenny like has some floating-in-the-air power, tongle is like try to burst out all his fart to fly up and ting ting one is the most normal one !!! hahaha


LOOK AT PIPI !!! wasn't that pose ODD???


we then asked an angmoh help us take the pics but then end up, he gives us this and say its a good pic.. go die lar.. knnccb


nice nice !!! and focus on wenny and vuvu, the leong pose again !!!


my beautiful left leg..


i was asking them to pose their leg with the sexiest side..
can see that, no one talented on runway.. ><
wenny and tingting..


and here we come,
THE ULTIMATE BURST FOR EACH ONE !!





this is bokbok de.. can't spot the difference i know.. ><



nyny one is the best and most hiao one !!! hehe





sei fatt hao wenny.. kat sai ><
the couple was having sex in the sea.. WOSH !!





yeah.. i know .. ????????





=.=.. go die.. say he is very open.. open my ass la..





this is not human liao lor..
very weird but better than pipi or tongle de lor..





WAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
tingting and i are the best match !!!


getting ready for group pic


kat cha 1 ~


kat cha 2 ~


kat cha 3 ~


kat cha 4 ~


the boat..


getting ready to get back to the cruise


too high ISO


bok and I


try to act yeng one


ROCK n' ROLL !!


ignore ting ting, and bye bye PhiPhi..


our back


3 of us de back !!


CL Unite !! lol.. love this pic !!


sorry for vuvu and tongle.. somehow, like this is more harmony !!!
hahahahaha.. love this the most !!



some very fatt siao de random shoots


this is our cruise..


byebye PhiPhi Island.. T.T


sucker pipi.. very leong and apek de pic.. hahahahahaha


gonna rain liao.. XP


he always can come out some pose that i don't know how to name it or i don't know what the hell is that... bravo..




tingting and tongle..wish they get marry soon.. XD


after 1hour and half, his still got that much of sand =.=
no wonder his name is camelia..


btw, this is special for wenny from the Thai..it's a pig.. :D


this is the place we have our dinner..


everyone is very tired.. especially tingting


but everyone still try to pose for me.. lol..


The Royal Paradise Hotel..


the inner view.. the deco is not bad.. around 4stars gua.. i guess


this wenny never bring any clothes to change !!!
actually this dinner plan is we made up quite in a sudden one.. so, can't blame her la.. but this is the first time i saw someone wear the swimming suit and go in such grand hotel to have buffet.. hahaha


the front door of the buffet venue


there is no one.. damn empty...


the deco..


the spagethi stall


everyone is starving !! i am too now..


okok..break a while.. i go hunt food.. ><

okok.. back..



actually the choices of food not much for this buffet..
well, thank god the taste not bad..



in the pictures, all the cuisine are nice except the sushi..
well, you are in Thai.. what to expect rite??


i love this chicken creamy soup.. it's so creamy-ly nice !!


in this plate, overall quite yummy..
especially the curry thingy which i forget liao.. :p


and i love the glassy noodle in Thailand !! it is so yummy !!!
but the fish and the beef... bluek !!


I LOVE THIS !!! i don't know what it calls but it so damn freaking nice to eat !!!!!


they cut the manggo into such pattern.. and it taste nice too !!
but the melon, and rest, so so only..


is this call bubur chacha?? ok, maybe the way i mixed is wrong or whatsoever, this shit doesn't taste nice !!


LOVE THE CAKES and THE CHOCO !! nice nice !!


the sei bokbok took my seat.. hmph !!


after we finish all the food, we try to walk around in the hotel..


random shoot of course..


lizard and manggo
suami and isteri??


so fatt siao..


FINALLY SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY !!


he totally suit to be background !!


nyny and i so good in posing..
what the fuck sei ar bok doing there..


he though he posed like this is so sexy wor


YAK SI LAR !!!!!!


somehow i feel if just pipi and vuvu will be much better..
or tongle go rape pipi.. also not bad leh.. :D


i also don know what is this..


again, i don't know what the hell he was trying to be..
ghost? lizard? bullshit??


i told you rite?? sei ar wen is damn fatt siao de !!!



while waiting for the hotel van, we play around in the hotel's lobby.. hahaha


hashbrown XD



we then move back to hotel and get some rest and bath.. totally a damn fucking tired day.. hence, we planned for Thai massage and Oil massage !!!!!




this is the TukTuk car from the massage center..




i tried to capture some pics and obviously, i failed..


before go in the massage..


ok, here's a little story to share about the massage.. as pipi, bok, and i ordered Oil Massage where tingting and tongle booked for Thai Massage, we then all go in the same room.. and another thing is, when we all go in, WE WERE ASKED TO TAKE OFF ALL THE SHIRTS !!!!! ok, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BEING NAKED INFRONT SO MANY PEOPLE !!! garh !!! so damn embarressing !!!!! besides, during the massage ar.. those ladies are almost touch, no no no, is TOUCHED OUR BALLS !!!! i know why am i making a big deal her, but hey, can't you see the shirt i was wearing?? " I'M STILL A VIRGIN !!" .. along the whole massage, i was just keep laughing and laughing because my nerves are damn freaking sensitive !!! hahahahaha.. well, it's quite a good experience and i do feel more release after the massage.. not bad not bad.. and it is just around 600 bhats i guess..



okayz.. i know, there is no difference before and after massage and i look damn retarded !! so what.. :\


and then, bok and i were very hungry, we run to another 7-11 and i saw



the Bleach snacks !! i was trying to find the one i want but out of stock liao.. sigh..


the burger in 7-11 !! it's damn freaking cheap and you can put the vege as much as you want.. i think is would be a bad news for those not a vege lover gua..


end up i bought this


the Meiji Choco Milk


it is damn nice to drink !!! haha



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fuck lar.. damn long post.. i guess i will make the following two days one shorter or what lar.. see first.. garh !!! and the weather is so damn freaking hot !!!!!!!!



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