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Monday, May 18, 2009
oh my fucking lord.. this post is the longest post that i've ever post !!!!! fuck !!! and this is just the first day of the whole 4 days trips !!!!! well, i guess for the following one also will be very long as there are too much to be marked down, as one of the most unforgettable memories...
btw, there are a lot of pictures are already been canceled out.. so don't complain that you scroll the mouse until very tired.. think of my fingers too !!!!!
ok.. let's the pictures do their work !!!
btw, there are a lot of pictures are already been canceled out.. so don't complain that you scroll the mouse until very tired.. think of my fingers too !!!!!
ok.. let's the pictures do their work !!!
the flight is at around 8am, and we have to reach there earlier to claim our tickets
during the check-in moment..
after the check-in moment.. yeah !!
our breakfast at McD..
as usual, group pics lor
tongle is the camera man..
well, it's time to wear the mask.. damn H1N1 !!
whee... 3 of us..
nyny, bokbok, me
james and pipi
pipi was getting orgasm when i touched him..
i told you he likes me lor.. XD
tingting and i..
can see that we two don't really like to take pic with each other lor.. :p
it's a damn long walk to just to take the plane..
well, as it is airasia
you cannot expect more.. :)
yeah.. group pic again..
everyone has the same pose, just me and ting ting different..
before going up the plane..
wheeeee... byebye Malaysia ..
the usual vain me.. lol
in the middle of the clouds
on the first layer of the clouds.. it is beautiful..
we have to fill in this form
everyone is tired that have to wake up so early..
can you see that??
THAT'S PHUKET ISLAND !!!
wheee.... reaching reaching...
eh?? not just now that one hor??
and we are landing.....
yeah !! finally reach..
without the mask.. look better or more yongsoi??
our first day tour guide.. Lisa
the van from Royal Crown Hotel
ok.. the inner deco is normal but the aircond is so nice !!
it not just normal van lar..
actually after we get up the van, Lisa had brought us to have our brunch first.. well, we all don't really like the brunch as it is just plain chicken rice with some very very sweet de tea.. of course, i didn't order cause i come so far from Msia and just to eat chicken rice?? no way man... so, after the short meals, she bring us to a place that sells t-shirts one.. she asked us not to stop the fella who gonna give us the introduction as he will get angry.. well, at the end, i found out that, WE CANNOT STOP HIM IS BECAUSE, HE MEMORIZED ALL THE LINES THAT HE WAS TELLING US AND WE CANNOT STOP HIM IS BECAUSE HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER BACK !!!!!
no no, i'm not looking down on him or whatsoever.. i'm serious here.. but what i don't like is why Lisa have to lie to us that HE DON'T LIKE TO BE DISTURBED ???? this is the part i don't like lor...
no no, i'm not looking down on him or whatsoever.. i'm serious here.. but what i don't like is why Lisa have to lie to us that HE DON'T LIKE TO BE DISTURBED ???? this is the part i don't like lor...
this is the fella who present his speech well..
*applause*
some i don't know what the hell de pose..
okayz.. next ..
the processess.. actually it is jsut damn freaking easy to do ok..
yeah, FREAKING EASY !!
the following pics are some of the nice slogan
but i'm lazy to elaborate.. so...
actually we all want this shirt lor..
but out of stock le.. :(
MY TEE !!!! i bought like around rm25 in Msia but here only sell RM15.. _|_
ignore my face and see pipi's face.. hahaha
i bought this at the end.. it just 150bahts le..
someone was trying to act cute but at the end
he failed
on our way to another place.. i don't get why we still have so many place to go??
they should like bring us back to hotel and put our things down first okayz.. damn freaking hot also..
group pic with Lisa in some what what jewery what what..
they said no camera inside..
yeah.. like we care.. but end up, the slides just those typical slides about how grateful is Thailand is and how good of their stones bla bla bla..
yeah.. such a good quality stones sell as 150Baths?? wow..
besides, they sell the ostrich leather or the snake skin for like around RM100.. wa... since when those luxury products drop so much ar??? i thought Marc Jacobs just make BB a ostrich bag for BB and that cost around 6k USD?? hmmm.. interesting..
their working room...
ohh.. it's Gems Gallery.. hahaha...
yeah !!! complete group pics..
and Lisa said at this park, we can view the whole Phuket...
and that's just BullShit..
it's raining and we can just view like, quater of Phuket okayz..
after the whole trip, at first, we all like her.. at the end, I DON'T LIKE HER..
i don't know why...
some very cool de pose.. hahaha..
well, short people finally grown taller..
it's a gift !!!
nyny was trying to be the Status of Liberty..
kanasai lar..
i don't know what the hell he was thinking.. =.=
ahhhh.. classic.. : p
ahh.. another classic.. hahaha..
she was trying to pose it like a model mana tau...
okla.. so, what's next??
they were trying to have the Titanic Scene
it seems more like a bird that cannot fly and going to get fuck by an ugly man !!!!
muahahahaha..
i'm so good in making story !!!
they were trying to be lik e F4..
well, it's more like F5.. cuz wenny is a man..
they were trying to point to the sky and obviously, they cannot differentiate, what is sky and what is tree..
pipi is so odd here.. he just want to be in the camera.. hao nian !!
okayz.. we then move on to have a look for the what portugese and chinese punya building or something like that.. well, it's damn fucking raining and we only can see it from the car..
well, spot the difference with Melaka's Red House..
i can find nothing !!
we then come to this Golden Triangle Honey Park (direct translate)
this uncle very good in this.. we learned alot from him..
in other words, he pandai sian ka...
i don't know the english name of this.. well, it smells geli..
i also don't know what's the name for this.. err.. maybe you can zoom it and see it.. well, as he told, this is a very good products..
I KNOW THIS ONE.. the name of this product is HONEY !!!
it taste damn fucking good..
this is the only place we feel the most comfortable with..
and the honey is refillable..
everyone is happy with it !!
nice hor, this lotus..
of course nice lar, i'm the camera man mar.. :D
Lisa is showing us how to break the nuts.. i don't know the whole name leh..
the process is quite mafan and troublesome..
besides, the whole shop is damn freaking boring.. so we end up.....
cam-whoring outside !! lol..
with pipi..
ok.. i know it's leaong to hang the camera pouch there.. well, its damn freaking convenient okayz.. ignore the pouch and focus on my leng leng face.. :p
with tongle
aren't those nuts looks like brinjal??
everyone looks much better in sunnies
hmmmm... what's next???
?????????? what is this?????????
FINE FINE.. its damn freaking leong.. hmph !!
yeah.. group pic again..
nyny's hand blocked bokbok gace le.. hahaha
and the "waterfish-bok" has bought this.. well, it taste quite nice lar..
we then move on to the Thai Temple.. well, Thailand famous with their temple also.. so still have to pay a visit to there lar.. although we edi told her we don't want go...
before we go in, this is the make-a-wish tree..
the day is damn damn damn freaking hot !!!!!
you can see the angmoh wet until like this.. geli !!
i like this pic.. nice hor..
sawadikarh
pipi.. it's stinky.. put down your armpit !!
this one ar.. normal lor.. so so lor..
WA !!! aku is the best leh !!! ^^
the inner view of the temple
they are stroies on the wall but in Thai
i don't know what the hell they were trying to tell in this picture
but i can seriously understand what is this picture about..
tingting :: i'm ugly so what??
yeah.. they are lesby !!
yiiiiiiiii.. now wenny also come out leong pose !! ><
i was wishing the bell will drop on their head.. XD
some famous man temple..
this is call hiao pose not man pose.. siao lang~
as usual.. another group pic at every spot.. LOL
and i found out this very cute de fan..
and finally.. we were on the way back.. as we don't have enough time to change the money.. hence, we have to stop by to change the money.. and this is the girl..
funny mou??
and i change for... this amount only meh????
the hotel..
the counter..
yeah.. i know.. it's not grand..
well, we just want to rush to our room..
vuvu and i in one room.. the beds
the view from our room..
can you see the sea??? NO.. it's hard to see..
we then rest a while, take a bath, release the shit out and then start to get ready to have our lunch first..
yeah.. getting ready to go out..
well.. only vuvu and i bath lor.. the rest.. smelly..
ahhh.. me look nice here.. :D
I LOVE THAILAND 7-11 !!!!!!
so many choices of low cost drinks !!! even the beer !!!
and also the damn food !!!!
Malaysian's 7-11 is so damn freaking kanasai lar !!!
the original pepsi
pepsi in green.. we wonder what it taste like but no body dare.. hahaha..
diet coke in Thailand..
pipi said it taste same like the original..??
pipi and i bought for this for our first lunch..
it is 10bahts and it taste like RM1 mamak tea too !!
waiting for the meals... everyone is hungry..
the tomyam soup.. taste quite ok only..
and it come with rice.. cose around 120bahts i guess..
this is wenny and pipi de set..
but i remember wenny is order something like kueyteow and pipi one is something like creamy chicken soup with rice..
well... speechless...
and this is mine one.. from what i saw from the menu, it should be something with the salted eggs, chicken and something something.. and come out, fish with some vege.. wow..
after lunch, we plan to have a walk and we saw this
please zoom in to have a clearer pic..
can you see that??? the cables are damn messy !!!
yee was posing with the busy streets
and they sell their gasoline is such a way.. in a botol way.. LOL..
is that legal???
another cute thing is, the laundry dry the shirts by hanging outside to expose to sun.. lol.. its traditional yet efficient, i guess??
some very random pose..i know..
walking down to the market to get myself a surfing pants.. hehe
another very random shoots of we don't know why so colorful de buildings..
and this is the market that you can cut down the price they offered until half or 1/3 of it !!
while the guys were busy shopping, the girls are busy camwhoring too !!
we then finally get some surf pants and this that.. after that, we headed back to hotel to get a rest as we have the plans for night.. tonglip, pipi, tingting, bokbok and i are going to Phuket Fantasea, and the rest go for the massage..
on the way back, i get myself another try for the greentea flavour..
well, it is still the same.. LOL !!!
here are some of my random shoots..
I LOVE IT !!
so so nice.. hahahaha.. i love it okayz.. :p
bok and i getting ready to go out..
the night in Phuket
on the way to Fantasea.. we saw this Cabaret Shows...
it is rated as the second best thing for tourist to visit for...
and we reach.. and lisa was helping us to get the tickets..
eeeee.. i'm so cute... XD
the ticket
and the back view of the ticket.. you have to paste the sticker on your shirt..
err.. those typical pictures la.. lazy describe liao..
yeah.. another group pics and yeah.. everyone wearing white shirts ..
*actually pipi was wearing pink but just ignore that*
i don't know why come out so serious de post..
weird weird one??
the entrance.. sawadikarh
bokbok and i before enter the shows..
ting ting play a V
pipi i don't know what is that
ohh.. see see.. i told you all right.. i'm too sexy for him le... ><
and another group pics..
what was i looking about is damn cool..
i don't know how they make this but its damn cool lor..
i want to get one but it's too expensive.. i edi paid 1500bahts for this shows le.. T.T
this man is also geng..
and this is the results..
waa..this one look so similiar with the background lor..
this can only prove one thing.. pipi has a flat flat face like the cartoon !!
i hope she won't get sue as she has destroyed the cuteness of the cartoon..
have you ever wonder how they do this???
they do that by putting the salt/sand layer by layer..
in the Animal Planet or something..
fine fine.. i have a round face and i don't suit hat.. FINE !!
bokbok look better in hat than me lor.. damn him..
a very fatt siao de lady.. very fatt siao..
i don't know why i capture this.. but it looks nice..
and i don't know why wenny is in there.. i thought she go massage le??
and a white typhon also..
pipi was trying to kiss him but we cannot see it also..
actually there are more animals in there.. like deers, what else ar.. a lot lar.. just it's so hard to take pictures and flash is really not good for them so i din't take all of the animals..
we then move on to this..
it's a peacock !!!
this room is so damn freaking awesome!!! the lights this that.. all are just nice..
and the light will on and off in around 30 seconds..
when the light off, it's totally is another kind of view..
when the light is off
when the light is on
when we two took the pic together
and focus on tingting's face !!!!
AWESOME !!!
everyone get a chance to camwhore with the parrot..
what special about this parrot is, there is no one standing there and feed those parrots.. and they all get well trained.. so when one hand is pass to antoher hand, the parrot will automatically move to antoher hand.. the experience is like, WOW !!!
another group pics.. if you see it closer, you can see those white parrots are resting on the branches of the plastic trees..
surprisinly, we saw this kind of bird in this show..
this pic is hillarious !!!! it is so real yet SAMPAT !!!
i can't stop laughing when i saw this..
pipi with the white tiger..
ting ting with the white tiger
that is another white tiger..
i think the white tigers has been trained to walk from one point to one point like one hundred times and pass it to another tiger and walk.. because no matter how the tourist play with them, they have no response and keep moving from one point to one point repeating.. i feel quite pity for them... sigh..
and here are the exit..
random shoots
random shoots
actually all those random shoots you have to go into the shows, and watch the whole shows only will understand and will start to get involve..
the side view of the entrance.. you guys have to really come.. it's a real fun !!
it's a very unique experience..
tingting and pipi at the entrance..
although that's not peak season but still crowdy..
ting ting with the entrance wall...
when we have enter the main hall, those staffs have blocked every tourist down and check their handphones and the cameras as those devices are stricly prohibited.. hence, bokbok and tingting's camera have to be kept in the locker where pipi and me just ignore them by not passing them the cellphones.. :p.. well.. during the whole shows, we did not take any pics as a respect to them because the shows is a real fabulous and memorable shows.. they actor, actress, dancers, decorators, everyone who pay the efforts for the shows deserve a deep respect from all of us.. and what is Fantasea good at is, they proud of their Thai culture, hence, among the whole shows, all the issues are about Thai history and their unique culture.. and the technique they played with, is not only skillful, but also, impressive with special movements.. although there is one part quite boring, but i blame this to myself for being so tired for whole day, and also, cannot understand the Thai language.. overall, i rated this as 9/10.. no wonder this show is know as the best of the best in Phuket, and the tiptop show in Asia..
before i continue, i have to say that, Malaysia's Genting whatever white tiger show, that is just a piece of bullshit.. what international circus or whatever shit, that is just wasting my time and my money !!!! i hate that show and it cost me around 80bucks !!!! garh !!!!
okok continue back.. so after the super duper nice shows, tingting and bokbok went to claim back their camera and phones where pipi and i busy camwhoring..
before i continue, i have to say that, Malaysia's Genting whatever white tiger show, that is just a piece of bullshit.. what international circus or whatever shit, that is just wasting my time and my money !!!! i hate that show and it cost me around 80bucks !!!! garh !!!!
okok continue back.. so after the super duper nice shows, tingting and bokbok went to claim back their camera and phones where pipi and i busy camwhoring..
pipi is trying to act cute with the balloon..
i'm effortlessly cute.. ><
the yellow flowers.. LOL
what's the scientific name d ar?? anyone???
tingting with the elephant background which suit her the best..
pipi has short and small elephant too !!
the staff so nice.. let us take the free picture with this little dumbo !!
btw, everyone is forced to wear the yellow flower !!!
guess who force who??
sei ar bok is damn fatt siao also de lor !! hahaha
tingting really love elephant.. is it because elephant got big trunk???
wondering... hmmmm...
random shoots.. and the red bag aunty apparently is also come from Malaysia and stay in the same hotel with us.. SO DAMN EFFING COINCIDENCE !!!
btw, she is damn fucking annoying during the way back !!
this is one of her great pose.. thin legs.. :)
err.. i don't know what is this creature.. i know it's something from the shows de...
let's end the whole post for the first day in Phuket with
our group pics !!! yeah !!!
this is just for the first day !!!!
muahs !!
hope that tomorrow or next next day will upload the second day one !! wheeeeeee
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