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Thursday, April 9, 2009

this post is a damn fucking lame and boring post
well, since everyone is TWITTERING
so, do make sure you finish the whole post :D



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ladies and ugly ladies,
welcome to MY



 100th POST

 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it is hard/impossible for ME to post up 100 posts..


so, i deserve


UNLIMITED GRAND FIREWORKS
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

piiii...pooookkkkk.... *fireworks sounds*



































what, i know that's alot of fireworks picture, what to do, i fancy about that and I DERSERVE IT okayz.. the fireworks are just damn freaking nice and so fantasy-ish.. *open my door to the fantasy land :p*


well, the celebration does not just end here, it's impossible for me..

so, the joyness continue with

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CHAMPANGE !



POP !!! psssssssss...... argh !!! 


of course, 
having this wonderfull HeavenJuice with the one you love make the whole feels, 
seduce-able..muahs



nice champange always with classy food, a piece of well-baked salmon or smokey unagi..
godness !!!!!!!



baked rib-eye should be the next meal after light meal, the sashimi..



or a very well cooked 


or those ShangHai or HongKong made Crabs..
well, i'm not a crab-fan cause i found it damn troublesome to eat..
but still, crab is like one of the classsssy food.. 



okayz.. fine.. champange is just not enough for a alcoholic like me !!!! i know i sucks in drinking but still, who mind to have extra alcohol !!!! muahs !!


and finally, served with the dessert, some baked-creamy thingy... well, it look nice and cute !!!


and this, woah !! *speechless*



so, after having a very comfy and well prepared dinner in a very classy and grandy restaurant, with the reaction of wine and champange, we get tipsy, flirting each other, share stories and we sure get into..

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WET FRENCH KISS !!!! muahs muahs 



babe, you are blushing.. i'm so high !! XD



you taste so ..... yummy.. muah muah muah..



err.. okayz... why this came out?? 
*scartching head and wonder innocently*


woo.. they claimed this as brotherhood.. i will never do this with my bro.. well, i do not discrimante.. different culture and we shoud, RESPECT !! *my ass la*


wa.. his must be proud with his parents.. he got 10years old brother when he is 60.. *bravo*..


okayz... kind of like, out of topic.. : p

back to my 100th post celebration.. of course, wet kisses and fingering sections cannot satisfy the needy and honry body, so the whole thing continue with

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SEX !!!!!




well, since i'm innocent and still a virgin... i do not know how to "have" sex..


so, i refer to my history and biology textbooks

and i saw




Gods having sex with such a position !!!! 
bravo, oldman !!



they also got 4P !!!! so modern lo.. or is we too outdate? 
wake up orang kampung.. slap



wuuu.... more Ps... even the legs broke d still continue have sex leh.. 

they must be the SEX GOD !!



WOAH !!!!! ELEPHANT ALSO JOIN IN LEH !!!!!!!

i wonder, the glory door can fit mar???




who sex throat-sex wont cause dead.. if your boyfriend(s) having huge BIRD, you'll die for it okayz.. see, it stuck in the throat..
of course, i wont just showing the well-known banana and forget the forbidden apple.. :D
 


ok.. too far from the topic again.. hehe.. so, after reffering such text books, i guess no body is still want continue to have sex.. well, after few bottle of wines and some real sex tapes, i think the feeling will crawls back to you...

so, we
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ORGASM !
(thanks to god for making us having this kind of fun !!)



AH !!!!!!!! JESUS !!! HOLLY SHIT !!! AH !!!!!!!


OH !!!!!!!!!! mother fucker so OH!!!!!!!


LOL... i know i'm so gross now.. 


well, if you do not feel in such way, then, maybe you need, MACIG FINGER !!! for more information, ask my provider, Lin Li Von !!!!


then after a great sex (maybe more?).. we cuddle and sleep..

then, the next day,
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you are leaving me.. of course, i sure cannot let you go..
you let me wear your undies and you wore mine de.. : p

i love you, the imaginary you..
i know, i'm pathetic :"(


and before you back to your place, you kissed my forehead.. 
muacks to you too.. :(




seriously, why the story become like this one?? i thought the whole thing should be the celebration.. lol.. well, i lazy change it le.. so....ignore it la..


last but not least, as this is the 100th celebration, i have made some new header for my blog..
well, it's very simple and lame one.. and i would like to know which one suit the blog the most.. :)



the glowing blue light meteor


the green-ish meteor without glow


a very old-ish green-ish meteor with glow


the simple drowing me


the glowing bulbs drowning




once again;


CONGRATULATION TO MYSELF FOR THE
100th POST !!!!! woops !!! 





h/w:: i should really go study liao.. T.T

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