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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

this post will be damn mixed up and lame with some very minor issues i have did in past weeks... i said lame, which means it is really damn lame and pointless.. =.=



Post A :: something i thought on my way back

let's start with the conversation like below (jas, please don't get mad..) ::




Situation (i)

Jms :: Jas, you are short but with good looking lar

Jas :: I know i'm short but thank god i'm good looking lar


Situation (ii)

Jms :: Jason, you are quite good looking lar, but you very short loh...

Jas :: Sigh, what to do.. I know I am short la.. Please don't keep on emphazied it.. :"(



People, the conversations as shown are fake one.. you all know the height of him de !!



and also, yeah, the conversations are basically SAME.. but when you change the structure, of the sentence, the meaning is totally different.. when you put the bad thing in frong of "but" and good thing behind it, the whole sentence become a very 客气 (it means something good and nice in a formal way lar, don't really know the word for this kind of situation, anyone? ) ... however, when you upside down the whole sentence, it becomes like, i was trying to tell him that he is short but i scare i will hurt him later on so i just tell him first that he is good looking BUT, short.. (which reflects this will be the main point instead of praising him =.=).. 

in short, for people who is learning to talk nicely, you should start it with bad things first then continue by praising the fella if you want to kiss the fella's arse.. however, for people like me, i rather kick their arse more than kiss, hence, i will just shoot gao gao.. not with the "BUTT" but, "AND" or "WITH".. or something like that.. :p



and i've said, this is lame.. =.=



by the way, normally, Jas will say it in this way::

Jas :: I am short, so?? I don't care okayz.. At least God gives me this look must suit with this height okayz.. Unlike you.... bla bla bla with Jas' Theories... for god sake, fuck you lar... continue with the rude words.. :)



--- end of Post A ---



Post B :: My Injured and Recovered Thumb !!!

yeah.. my thumb was injured with the damn lead which i've forgotten to take the pic and show here.. i will next time because it is still with me.. LOL.. eh, it's pain, toxic, and damn big okayz.. :p



enlarge it and see !!! it was a very serious case !!! 


ok, fine.. the wound might be small, but then, i can't take it out and if i did not take it out soon, i might need to chop my thumb off okayz.. then how i tfk !!!! 

actually, i made that up myself de =.=

as i seriously cannot take out myself where pipi also no balls de donwan help me take out the damn fuckign lead, hence we have to meet the damn fucking friendly + positive-ish doctor at my area to take out the damn lead..

*however, at the end, my parents actually told me that the doctor being so friendly and nice are because he want to tipu (cheat) my money.. T.T ... okayz..fine.. i'm innocent and pure okayz.. hng*

so, after the doc took out the damn lead and help me to dress up the wound

it becomes

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DAMN FUCKING KUAJEONG (0ver) LORH !!!!!!!


i know i'm girlish la, but for god's sake, it just a tiny hole (wound)  =.=


besides, by putting this damn white thingy, my life can GONE DAMN TERRIBLE !!!!!! the doc said cannot let water goes in unless will get more serious.. as i'm a coward, hence, i was having a damn difficult time while bathing, wiping my shit and this that.. etc etc... damn fucking mafan (troublesome) !!!!!!! garh !!!! for the first time, i feel so precious with my thumbs.. sniff..



last but not least
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after two days

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the damn wound has finally cover up le.. wheeeee...



okayz.. it is not clear.. try next one..



can see the recovered wound? if can't... check your eyes please..
btw, ISN'T THIS PIC AWESOME WITH THE LIGHT BEAM???????
garh, i'm so pro in cams *loves*



i've said this is lame 


--- end of Post (B) ---




Post (C) :: damn fucking random pictures on my way back

actually the following pictures were taking at the same time with the thumbs i showed you at Post (B)... well, those are just some very random pictures.. hope you guys enjoy :D


as the thumb pics are so awesome, i was then tried with the rings, hope it would also come out the yeng light reflects, but i failed  :"(


however, after hundred times of trying, i was then give up with my thumbs/fingers and try to catch some random awesome pics..



blueks !!! this one sucks !!! 

okayz.. this one is actually not bad lorhz.. i hope something more...

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then it come out this

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THIS ONE !!??THIS IS TOO MUCH LE, MY DEAR LORD ><
but actually this one is not bad lorx..overall feels are quite good..
i rated it as 7/10  ^.^


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and then this come out

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GARH !!! FUCKING AWESEOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
the beam, the shades, the movement !! everything are perfectly stunning !!!!
garh !! i love this piece so much until now i still loving it lorx.. XD


however, when i was trying to capture those fantastic pictures, and the angle i took was on the top of a random chinese girl's head.. while i was capturing, she keep thoughts that i was capturing her.. =.=.. she needs a mirror.. seriously.. ><

okayz.. after i've finished admiring myself with my own skills, i look around people who sit beside me.. and i saw a quite good looking indian which i think my dear *ehemsarikaehem* might gatal with him although she already gatal-ing with someone *ehemsmehem*.. 

what, i'm not pervert okayz.. i'm not.. 
 *am i ? sobs*  :"( 

so, how? nope, i've no interest.. just to show my gatal dear.. :p


and then, i captured this.. random i know =.=


and this, who sit at my left side.. she covered her face with her napkin while she is sleeping.. okayz.. from the picture she looks stupid, but i think this idea is not bad.. 
because no one want to see your stupid sleeping face if you are not good looking okayz.. ><


and then,

i've said this is lame



--- end of Post (C) ---




Post (D) :: Jas finally GOT HIS CAR !!!

Jas FINALLY HAS HIS OWN CAR LE !!!!!!

and we finally can go


CLUBing WITHOUT WORRIES !!!!! wheeeeeeee

garh !!! i'm coming !!!!


OR 



MOVIE AT NIGHT !!!!!!!!


OR 




sing k at late midnight !!!! 
(actually this one wont happen :p )


OR



SHOPPING !!!!!!
(actually it is kind of not related.. but just want to show my shopping needs :p)



hence, let me introduce


Jas Kancil !!!!

okayz, don't look down on it.. it is one of the best Kancil i ever sit before.. i know at the end it is still kancil.. however, in this shitness KL area, you drive BMW will just get banged or stole okayz.. :| .. of course, if you can provide me one, i don't mind to have one lar.. :p
*nope, im not kissing jas's arse... :p*


and randomly, i found
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the real kancil =.=


and also,
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the transformer-ish-ed kancil.. it is damn fucking ugly!!!!!!!.. 
whoever come out this one, please bang the wall.. 
*so that you could get more ideas :) *


i've said this is lame


--- end of Post (D) ---



Post (E) :: GARH !!! the pissed off one !!!!!



MY BLUETOOTH EARPHONE 
SSSSSSSPOOOOOOIIIIIIIILT   JOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





MUMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  *shout and run with tears*



My precious bluetooth in-ear headset.. wuwuwuwu T.T



BEFORE


AFTER


can find out the difference??? FUCKING NO !!!! 
because, is my right side earphone spoilt jor !!!!!



i have to waste another rm300 le :"(



wonder, which one should i get,


(i) chio and chic bluetooth in-ear headset ??

or

(ii) chio and chic 1 Tera hardisk ??

or

(iii) chio and chic NDSL ??



hard decision le ><... any idea? 




i've said this is lame...


--- end of Post (E) ---








I SHOULD GO REST
and then, study/dreaming     _|_





h/w:: who the hell invented this kind of strategy and make our life so damn fucking troublesome one?? garh.. however, stealing the studying time to do such thing is much more fun !!! :p

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